• What I said:

    Watch this show it's really good

  • What I meant:

    For the love of God please watch this I need friends who understand my pain I need someone to talk about it with that hasn't heard all my opinions a billion times please I am begging you

lionsarah:

THERE IS SO MUCHGOOD FANFICTION IN THIS WORLD

SO GOD DAMN MUCH

SO MANY FICS THAT I WOULD CUT OFF MY LEFT ARM TO SEE PLAYED OUT

AND PEOPLE CHOOSES FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

pervocracy:

Look at Fifty Shades Of Grey's knot.

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Now look at my knot.

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Now back at FSoG.  Now back at me.

This is the knot your knot could look like if you bothered to ask actual BDSM players, or hell, even their YouTube channels, before making a movie supposedly about BDSM.  I’m not a rope top and I did that one-handed.

I’m on a horse.

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The thing where they justify abuse by saying “it’s BDSM, of course it’s sick and wrong” is still a bigger problem though.

idon-tevenwantoknow:

THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A RUSTIC CABIN IN THE WOODS AWAY FROM ALL SOCIETY

THEN THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A MODERN ASS HOUSE

THEN I’M LIKE I’LL ACCEPT NOTHING MORE THAN A VICTORIAN MANOR

THEN I WANT A PENTHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NEW YORK

THEN I WANT ONE OF THOSE HOUSE MADE OUT SHIPPING CONTAINERS

THEN I WANT A FRENCH CHATEAU

BUT I ALSO WANT A TREE HOUSE

AND FALLINGWATER

AND A LITTLE COTTAGE ON THE OCEAN

HOUSES ARE SO COOL